you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
