We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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