Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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