what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
this will be a night to untag.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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