we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize