? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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