lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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