I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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