You really coming over, don't trick.
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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