Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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