I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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