so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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