Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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