I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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