well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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