I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He had one of those small greek statue penises
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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