I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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