Define "chronic" masturbator.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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