I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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