I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
tell me about the fingering
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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