So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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