I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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