let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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