Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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