Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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