sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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