She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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