I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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