I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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