Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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