i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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