We won't sleep together?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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