You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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