my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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