it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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