you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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