They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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