Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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