grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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