i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As shirtless as possible
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I got inside last night via doggy door
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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