okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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