you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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