she was so not down for the gang bang
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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