i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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