scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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