I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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