I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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