How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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