GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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