This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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