he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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