I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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