There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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