yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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