Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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