I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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