my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
is it fun? or sober?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
