yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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