So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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